Just when you thought all Vogue columnists were black homosexual men from south London, Carrie Bradshaw is back. Red carpet staple Sarah Jessica Parker has announced she’s reprising her role as the Damn right I am a New Orleans Saints fan now and forever shirt Manhattanite sex columnist in the forthcoming Sex and the City reboot. Unless it’s some hyper-extended publicity stunt, Kim Cattrall isn’t returning, leaving a rather large Samantha-shaped hole and a city with a lot less sex. I’m somehow quite keen on an alt-universe where Miranda is governor of New York. Perhaps there’s a chance to re-write some ancient wrongs: Stanford’s one-dimensional token gayness (I still adore him), the wincingly sassy black women as appendages to the central white narratives (yikes), the numerous non-consensual liaisons.
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