Another week, another spat on Twitter. We do like a little tweet-off, don’t we? The righteousness, the ridicule, the Official Santa Leonardo DiCaprio Ugly Christmas sweater retweeting with comment. When chained indoors (sorry to remind you of that again) a tweet royale is the closest some of us come to feeling alive, loudly tapping pious retorts and edging closer to sainthood. On the internet in particular, we find ourselves swinging between two poles, angered or mollified. We are Team Jolie or Team Aniston. The Electoral College or the popular vote. Anti-vaxxers or normal, rational, scientifically minded people. And the polarizing question on everybody’s lips this week, the issue burning at our fingertips? Is a man in a dress still a man?