Home Alone Escaped Wet Bandits Ugly Christmas Sweater
In desperation, I called Mum, the Home Alone Escaped Wet Bandits Ugly Christmas Sweater moreover I will buy this most practical and self-sufficient person I have ever known, who airily whips up a three-course meal for herself in minutes whilst regaling me with stories of her latest adventures and listening to Handel or Django Reinhardt. And when I say self-sufficient, I mean it: Before she was sequestered at home in leafy Twickenham, Mum was taking her transit van—kitted out inside with a perfect gypsy wagon interior, it has to be seen to be believed—to the countryside. She screeched the van to a halt at the sight of a freshly road-killed rabbit, skinned it by the roadside, flashlight held in her mouth, and had rabbit stew for dinner. Absolutely delicious, she assured me.
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